Hello. Did you know you're about to experience a new bar from The House of No Idea?  Yeah, we're kind of branching out after learning that people might need another bar. That's something we read on the internet.

So, we’ve been busy collecting the opinions — okay, expert opinions — of people no different than you. The result? Weemp, aaaand womp. All you get is a dingy hole. On a deadish street. With no bottled beer (just cans and drafts) and a Name Night that costs a dollar. Plus, we’re calling the bar “one star;" yup, lower case one star in quotes, just so you can post what utter morans we are. Whatever. Raters gonna rate.