Hello. Did you know you're about to experience a new bar from The House of No Idea?  Yeah, we branched out in 2013 after learning that people might need another bar. That's something we'd read on the internet.

The whole time No Idea was open, we were busy collecting the opinions — no, expert opinions — of people no different than you. The result? Weemp, aaaand womp. All you deserve is a dingy hole. On a deadish street. With no bottled beer (just cans and drafts) and a Name Night that costs a dollar. Plus, we’ve called the bar “one star;" yup, lower case one star in quotes, just so you can post what utter morans we are. Whatever. Raters gonna rate.