Hello. Did you know there's a new bar from The House of No Idea?  Yeah, we branched out in 2013 after learning that people like bars plural. That's something we'd read on the internet.

To prepare for this, we spent a lot of time collecting the opinions — sorry, expert opinions — of people no different than you. The result? Uh, weemp... aaaand womp. All you deserve a dingy hole. On a deadish street. With no bottled beer (just cans and drafts.) Plus, we’ve called the bar “one star;" yup, lower case one star in quotes, just so you can post what utter morans we are. Whatever. Raters gonna rate.